Abby Rocks

Angst
"No, Michael, never again will I say those words."

AU
"I said get on the ground!"

"Agent Shuto, You're under arrest."

Crackfic
"Get a tattoo, are you crazy? I would never do that."




Crossover
"Garcia, this is Abby, she will be helping you now."


Dark
"You will never find evidence to link it to me.


Fluff
"You can borrow Bert."

"The farting Hippo?"

"Yeah, he's cuddly."


Humor
"Major Mass-Spec is on the fritz."

"It's a machine."

"Yup."



Hurt/Comfort
"I won't let anyone hurt you Abs."

"You promise?"

"Yes."

Romance
"You still have my toothbrush?"

"Yes."

"Creepy but sweet, McGee."

UST
"No matter what I say, he won't come back. Ever."