Ziva

Angst
"I killed him." I killed my own brother." "Sorry Arie."

AU
"I'm giving a garden party." "The main course is Ham."

Crackfic
"Abbie took me to get my first tattoo."

"A rainbow?"


Crossover
"Can you pilot a Guymelefs?"

"Does a bird have wings?"

Dark
"The musad said kill, and so I do.""I'm sorry."

Fluff
"You have a cat?"

"Yeah. I call her, Miss cuddles."

Humor
"I hope to create a linear waterfowl equation."

"Ducks, Ziva."

Hurt/Comfort
"I'm sorry Tony, this is just the way it is."

Romance
"I know he's dying, that doesn't change how I feel."

UST
"Remember the undercover op?" "I wish it had been real."